To seek out new prey and destroy civilizations,
To boldly Waaagh where no Ork has gone before.
On
a road trip back from Adepticon 2010, a deranged idea formed. Most
likely due to lack of sleep and the 10-hour drive from Chicago to
Baltimore.
Ork Trek!
A clan of Orks influenced by a labor day Star Trek marathon signal that traveled threw time and warp to M40.999
Amazed by the power of Da Kirk, they emulate all that is Star Trek
Kirk = Warboss
Scotty = Big Mek
Bones = Painboss
Spock= Nob with Larpa weapon
Sulu = Nob with rapier sword
Chekov = ?????
Nurse Chapel = Grot Orderly
Captain Pike = Detf dread
Phasers = Sluggas
Enterprise = Battle Wagon
Generic Red Shirt = Grots
Tribbles = Squigs
shuttle craft = Trukk
Teleporting = Kommando Squad
Test Ork to see if my ideas would work.
Torsos and
Phasers to be made into a mold.
I reckon they'd more try to emulate da'Klingunz.
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